Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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