What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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What's big and white?

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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A black man comes home from work.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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