- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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