- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Womens rights.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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