Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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A Jew! Bless you.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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