Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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whats 2+2? 4

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Error 37.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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