Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Abortion

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UP

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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