HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Welcome to die!

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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