A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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raping black women

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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