Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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your mum

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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