What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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hit the thumbs down button

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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My life :(

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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