- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Woman rights.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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