- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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