Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Sac

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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