How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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