a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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