- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

yes... that's the joke

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

"knock knock" "Come in"

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

A blind man walks into a wall.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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