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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Your Mom.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

The BCS

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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