A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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1 + 1 = 3

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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