- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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