- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Nippies

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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