what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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