A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Turn around.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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