- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

How did the girl die? 25.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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