Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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