A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Cancer

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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the WNBA

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Do you play piano? No

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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