A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Yes!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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