- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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