- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

One time I masturbated by myself

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

pickle sniffer

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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