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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Queens Park rangers

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

why does column have a letter n?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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