i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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penis

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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brainfart

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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weston cage

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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