what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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