Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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