Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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