Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Womens rights !

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

She said no

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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