WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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I am a nigger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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soccer

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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im a willy bum bum

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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I just found out i have cancer.

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