What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

whats polish and black a polish black person

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Your future.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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