- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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