What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

oh no, i've lost my tractor

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

thumb_up thumb_down -15

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

25

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Justin's hair

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

thumb_up thumb_down -17

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

thumb_up thumb_down -17

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops