Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Women's Rights.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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