Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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WNBA

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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So. The gays. ...

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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