- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Grammer is very important

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Knock knock. Come in.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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