Your mom is fat

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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My Nan, that is all.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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to get to the other side.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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