What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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