There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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