Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

i dont like chris

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

a horse walks into a blender ow

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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