Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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TELL

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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