- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

E= McVagina

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

There's my tractor.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

BOTTOM!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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