It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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this is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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