- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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