Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

This is a joke

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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