What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Barbara Streisand

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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