Cool Brian

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

out of your comfort zone

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Yo mama's fat.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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