- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Samraj.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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