- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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