There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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The person below me is weird.

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