- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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