Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Michael Castillo is gay

Butt poop.

Spinabifita

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Compton

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Moo! I'm a goat!

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

knock knock Labrinth come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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