- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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