- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

whats a willy? -brock

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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