Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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refridgrator

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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