Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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tom pauling

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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