Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your Mom

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Black Friday

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