what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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bees knees

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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I LIKE TRAINS

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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