When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there no one

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guest what i love pancakes

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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