- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Samraj.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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