Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Jaden McMichael

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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