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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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