Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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