- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

I LIKE TRAINS

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Why didn't he finish his

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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