- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

No.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

what do u call a apple a apple

Whats 2+1? 2.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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