- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

One time I masturbated by myself

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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