- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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