knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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