Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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