- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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