What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Women's rights

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

raisin boogers

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

hey bill!

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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